Whiskey sex is the best. It's when a guy can't have sex for like five hours because he's so drunk. Or his penis is so drunk.

Snooki

Our friendship is like a roller coaster, we hook up and then we yell at each other and then we don't talk to each other for a couple days.

Snooki

So are we together or are we single?

Sammi

The way he just said it to me was kind of douchebaggy.

Sammi

I have great sex with the kid.

JWoww

I am literally head over heels.

JWoww

I'm trying to be sexy, it's not working.

Snooki

MVP's wearing plaid tonight. You know what that means.

Pauly

We treat guests with utmost respect.

Pauly
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