Jersey Shore "At the End of the Day" Quotes
Snooki: Whiskey sex is the best. It's when a guy can't have sex for like five hours because he's so drunk. Or his penis is so drunk.
• Rating: 3.3 / 5.0
Snooki: Our friendship is like a roller coaster, we hook up and then we yell at each other and then we don't talk to each other for a couple days.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Sammi: So are we together or are we single?
• Rating: Unrated
Sammi: The way he just said it to me was kind of douchebaggy.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
JWoww: I have great sex with the kid.
• Rating: 4.7 / 5.0
JWoww: I am literally head over heels.
• Rating: 2.3 / 5.0
Snooki: I'm trying to be sexy, it's not working.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Pauly: MVP's wearing plaid tonight. You know what that means.
• Rating: Unrated
Pauly: We treat guests with utmost respect.
• Rating: Unrated
Mike: Everybody's chipping in hard.
• Rating: Unrated
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Total Quotes: 24
