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These kids are robots. I could see basketball, pool, beach. Laundry? I don't see it.

Vinny

He friggin' jumped out of the car like it was on f*%kin' fire.

Snooki

[on Snooki] Someone needs to teach her how to fight or duck.

Pauly D

[on the feast] Oh my god. F*%king Christmas.

Snooki

The Situation: [re: The Grenade and The Hippo stoppin' by] They probably smelled the food!

Ronnie's in prime creep mode.

Sammi

[to Sammi] If I didn't care, then I'd go find another creature outside.

Ronnie

It's like the Navy Seals. I get sent out first, do a little reconnaissance, bring girls back.

The Situation

GTL. Gym. Tanning. Laundry. That's how you make the guidos.

Vinny
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Jersey Shore Season 1 Episode 6 Quotes

It's like the Navy Seals. I get sent out first, do a little reconnaissance, bring girls back.

The Situation

GTL. Gym. Tanning. Laundry. That's how you make the guidos.

Vinny