Jersey Shore "Boardwalk Blowups" Quotes
Vinny: These kids are robots. I could see basketball, pool, beach. Laundry? I don't see it.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Snooki: He friggin' jumped out of the car like it was on f*%kin' fire.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Pauly D: [on Snooki] Someone needs to teach her how to fight or duck.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Snooki: [on the feast] Oh my god. F*%king Christmas.
• Rating: Unrated
The Situation: [re: The Grenade and The Hippo stoppin' by] They probably smelled the food!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Sammi: Ronnie's in prime creep mode.
• Rating: Unrated
Ronnie: [to Sammi] If I didn't care, then I'd go find another creature outside.
• Rating: Unrated
The Situation: It's like the Navy Seals. I get sent out first, do a little reconnaissance, bring girls back.
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
Vinny: GTL. Gym. Tanning. Laundry. That's how you make the guidos.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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Total Quotes: 9
