[to girls, pointing at Ron] That's what happens when you take steroids.

Pauly D

Two guys, two girls. Seems like a party to me.

Mike

Me and Sammi talking when we're drunk is like throwing kerosene to the fire.

Ronnie

I have my periodozo.

Deena

Passing out flyers is the best way to meet girls ... I should get a commission for this ... Yeah buddy!

Pauly D

This is going to be a miserable job. So, let's get our buzz on.

Snooki

I'm not a c**kblocker. I gave her back afterwards.

Deena

Deena has a criminal record of c**kblocking now. This is a serious offense and is going to be on her record for at least 7 years.

Mike

[to Deena] Erica called but I don't know who she's called for, Vinny or you.

Mike
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