Jersey Shore

Jersey Shore "Crime and Punishment" Quotes

Pauly D: [to girls, pointing at Ron] That's what happens when you take steroids.
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Mike: Two guys, two girls. Seems like a party to me.
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Ronnie: Me and Sammi talking when we're drunk is like throwing kerosene to the fire.
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Deena: I have my periodozo.
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Pauly D: Passing out flyers is the best way to meet girls ... I should get a commission for this ... Yeah buddy!
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Snooki: This is going to be a miserable job. So, let's get our buzz on.
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Deena: I'm not a c**kblocker. I gave her back afterwards.
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Mike: Deena has a criminal record of c**kblocking now. This is a serious offense and is going to be on her record for at least 7 years.
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Mike: [to Deena] Erica called but I don't know who she's called for, Vinny or you.
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Pauly D: Come on. Lesbionic. Lesbehonest!
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