Jersey Shore "Dirty Pad" Quotes
Pauly D: How the hell did I wake up and my hair still done?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Ronnie: Angelina cheated on Jose.
Sammi: Ronnie told Jose she was his boo. But then she smashed Vinny. Therefore, if she says she's my friend, that means she's not my friend.
Ronnie: We really need to improve our school system.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Angelina: I hate that guys can [smash lots of people], but girls can't.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Ronnie: [on the bed] My children, Pauly's children, Snooki juice.
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
Pauly D: I almost seen your cooca!
Snooki: My cooca's out!
• Rating: 3.3 / 5.0
The Situation: Every month, there's a situation.
• Rating: 3.8 / 5.0
The Situation: Shut your mouth you dirty little hamster.
Angelina: You look like Popeye on crack.
The Situation: You look like a ho.
Angelina: You're a dirtbag and your penis should fall off.
• Rating: 4.9 / 5.0
Angelina: I threw away garbages!
The Situation: Garbages?
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
Tom: I'm done! I'm outta here, I'm done!
• Rating: Unrated
Ronnie: Jose is definitely getting played. (pauses) Like a piano.
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
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Total Quotes: 10