Snooki: I blacked out. What happened?
JWoww: We were about to f$#king intervene your ass.
Snooki: You don't do a f%$king intervention. I'm not addicted to heroin, I'm just addicted to by boyfriends penis, that's all.

Falling drunk, you know it's like, F**K, and then you're bleeding, and you're like freaking all cut up.


Crazy legs comes out, and I'm killing it on the dance floor, and I eat it so hard that like I hurt my knee. But I just gotta keep dancing!


Team Meatballs attack!


I'm just like don't f*&k with my b$%ch. If you f%#k with Deena, I will hurt you.


I'm so excited to go out tonight. I haven't been out in days. It's gonna be a situation.


Mike decided to smash his head against the wall he got sick of it so much, I'm about to do the same thing.

Pauly D

It's like listening to the same annoying record over and over and over.


If I have to hear Ronnie and Sammi fight one more time, I will smash my head against the wall.

Pauly D

[to Pauly] You are like every guy I've ever dated.


FPC is a way of life. I'm a guido.

Pauly D

FPC, fist pump, pushups, chapstick!

Pauly D

Jersey Shore Season 4 Episode 6 Quotes

I feel helpless, I can't eat, I can't GTL. I'm upset man.


At least I know from now on not to bang my head into a wall anymore.