Jersey Shore

Jersey Shore "Fist Pump, Pushups, Chapstick" Quotes

Snooki: I blacked out. What happened?
JWoww: We were about to f$#king intervene your ass.
Snooki: You don't do a f%$king intervention. I'm not addicted to heroin, I'm just addicted to by boyfriends penis, that's all.
 • Rating: Unrated

Deena: Falling drunk, you know it's like, F**K, and then you're bleeding, and you're like freaking all cut up.
 • Rating: Unrated

Ronnie: Crazy legs comes out, and I'm killing it on the dance floor, and I eat it so hard that like I hurt my knee. But I just gotta keep dancing!
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Deena: Team Meatballs attack!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Snooki: I'm just like don't f*&k with my b$%ch. If you f%#k with Deena, I will hurt you.
 • Rating: Unrated

Sitch: I'm so excited to go out tonight. I haven't been out in days. It's gonna be a situation.
 • Rating: Unrated

Pauly D: Mike decided to smash his head against the wall he got sick of it so much, I'm about to do the same thing.
 • Rating: Unrated

Vinny: It's like listening to the same annoying record over and over and over.
 • Rating: Unrated

Pauly D: If I have to hear Ronnie and Sammi fight one more time, I will smash my head against the wall.
 • Rating: Unrated

JWoww: [to Pauly] You are like every guy I've ever dated.
 • Rating: Unrated

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