Jersey Shore Season 2 Episode 11: "Girls Like That" Quotes
Hello, Palace of Love ... CABS ARE HERE!Pauly D
Nicole and Ryder, their communications are hysterical, they don't really talk to each other, they more or less grunt.JWoww
I'm not sure what lobsters eat, but I think they eat like insects or something ... so I was gonna feed them worms.Snooki
Angelina's so big, dawg, she broke the bed, dawg.The Situation
My grandpappy was a pimp. His grandpappy was a pimp.The Situation
I like my boobs.JWoww
A little homosexual, three guys in a hot tub.JWoww
Snooki's drunk and she doesn't understand. She acts like she's 10 years old.The Situation
[to Situation] I'm, like, begging you. I'm trying to have fun, but you're, like, too much.
Mike might have a secret possible obsession with me.Vinny
I'm leader of the group. I say what goes, and if I say we're leaving, we're leaving.The Situation
Sammi: If I ever were to ever meet him, I would be like 'Hell no.'
Ronnie: You did meet him, and you made out with him.