Hello, Palace of Love ... CABS ARE HERE!

Pauly D

Nicole and Ryder, their communications are hysterical, they don't really talk to each other, they more or less grunt.

JWoww

I'm not sure what lobsters eat, but I think they eat like insects or something ... so I was gonna feed them worms.

Snooki

Angelina's so big, dawg, she broke the bed, dawg.

The Situation

My grandpappy was a pimp. His grandpappy was a pimp.

The Situation

I like my boobs.

JWoww

A little homosexual, three guys in a hot tub.

JWoww

Snooki's drunk and she doesn't understand. She acts like she's 10 years old.

The Situation

[to Situation] I'm, like, begging you. I'm trying to have fun, but you're, like, too much.

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