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Hello, Palace of Love ... CABS ARE HERE!

Pauly D

Nicole and Ryder, their communications are hysterical, they don't really talk to each other, they more or less grunt.

JWoww

I'm not sure what lobsters eat, but I think they eat like insects or something ... so I was gonna feed them worms.

Snooki

Angelina's so big, dawg, she broke the bed, dawg.

The Situation

My grandpappy was a pimp. His grandpappy was a pimp.

The Situation

I like my boobs.

JWoww

A little homosexual, three guys in a hot tub.

JWoww

Snooki's drunk and she doesn't understand. She acts like she's 10 years old.

The Situation

[to Situation] I'm, like, begging you. I'm trying to have fun, but you're, like, too much.

Mike might have a secret possible obsession with me.

Vinny

I'm leader of the group. I say what goes, and if I say we're leaving, we're leaving.

The Situation

Sammi: If I ever were to ever meet him, I would be like 'Hell no.'
Ronnie: You did meet him, and you made out with him.

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Jersey Shore Season 2 Episode 11 Quotes

It's all good in the hood.

Snooki

JWoww: Oh no, he's gonna drown!
Snooki: They live in water!
Vinny: It lives in salt water, you idiot.

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