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I don't even know. Who knows, dog. That's the first time. The first time that has happened. But I'm a trooper! I'm The Situation, man!

The Situation

I'm not ready to perform right now. I'm like a Ferrari. I'm high maintenance.

The Situation

Why am I doing this by myself, in anger?

JWoww

[to Vinny] Your eyebrows are so bushy that they collect so much more bacteria than normal eyes would.

Pauly D

Right now, Pauly would hook up with me, he's so drunk.

Vinny

Whoever wrote me the note, thank you, I appreciate it because I look like a f*%king idiot.

Sammi
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Jersey Shore Season 2 Episode 6 Quotes

Right now, Pauly would hook up with me, he's so drunk.

Vinny

Whoever wrote me the note, thank you, I appreciate it because I look like a f*%king idiot.

Sammi