Jersey Shore "Three Men and a Snooki" Quotes
Snooki: This whole time I'm depressed because of you. And I'm not being myself.
Jionni: So why are you with me?
Snooki: I don't know, I'm asking myself that question right now.
Jionni: What do you mean you're not being yourself. You're drunk seven days a week, you're hooking up with girls and you're dancing in your underwear, that's not you?
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Sammi: Vinnie's in purple pants. And I don't know how I feel about it.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Snooki: He sounded like he was at a freakin' bar.
JWOWW: Stop, don't say things like that, it's Sam.
Sammi: Stop, that's not me anymore. Tell her she's being the old me.
JWOWW: OK Sam, let's go get Ron.
• Rating: 3.0 / 5.0
Snooki: You wanna hear the story? So I flew my boyfriend out here to be with me, and he f-cking left me. I'm miserable right now, so I came here to drink, and that's what I'm doing. So don't look at me like I'm a weirdo, I'm f-cking heartbroken. So let me dance.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Snooki: Como si dice, "where the f-ck is my boyfriend?"
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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Total Quotes: 5