Jersey Shore "What Happens In AC" Quotes
Snooki: I'm saving myself for cowboy.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Vinny: [on Mike's sis] I'm think that she might have a crush on me, so ... it's gonna be a wild night.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Snooki: If I had to have sex with one person here, it would probably be him, because I know he's a nice guy, he's gotta be clean.
• Rating: Unrated
The Situation: The only thing we care about is gettin' girls and going to the gym.
• Rating: 4.8 / 5.0
Sammi: No man will ever touch me ever twice like that.
• Rating: Unrated
Vinny: Mike is so grimy. She has my saliva in her mouth. I wonder how I taste?
• Rating: Unrated
Vinny: I don't know if she's using that for protection.
• Rating: Unrated
Snooki: I'm not a guido. I'm a guidette.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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Total Quotes: 8