I'm saving myself for cowboy.

Snooki

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• Added: January 15, 2010

[on Mike's sis] I'm think that she might have a crush on me, so ... it's gonna be a wild night.

Vinny

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• Added: January 15, 2010

If I had to have sex with one person here, it would probably be him, because I know he's a nice guy, he's gotta be clean.

Snooki

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• Added: January 15, 2010

The only thing we care about is gettin' girls and going to the gym.

The Situation

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• Added: January 15, 2010

No man will ever touch me ever twice like that.

Sammi

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• Added: January 15, 2010

Mike is so grimy. She has my saliva in her mouth. I wonder how I taste?

Vinny

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• Added: January 15, 2010

I don't know if she's using that for protection.

Vinny

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• Added: January 15, 2010

I'm not a guido. I'm a guidette.

Snooki

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• Added: January 15, 2010