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I'm saving myself for cowboy.

Snooki

[on Mike's sis] I'm think that she might have a crush on me, so ... it's gonna be a wild night.

Vinny

If I had to have sex with one person here, it would probably be him, because I know he's a nice guy, he's gotta be clean.

Snooki

The only thing we care about is gettin' girls and going to the gym.

The Situation

No man will ever touch me ever twice like that.

Sammi

Mike is so grimy. She has my saliva in her mouth. I wonder how I taste?

Vinny

I don't know if she's using that for protection.

Vinny

I'm not a guido. I'm a guidette.

Snooki
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Jersey Shore Season 1 Episode 7 Quotes

I don't know if she's using that for protection.

Vinny

I'm not a guido. I'm a guidette.

Snooki