Jersey Shore "Where Is My Boyfriend?" Quotes
Snooki: Me and Jionni, we're going to have guido babies. I know it. I can't wait to pop those suckers out. They're going to be so tan, and cute. Oh, I'm so excited! I hope I have a C-section because I don't want it to f-ck up my vagina.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Deena: Mike's new thing is karate. I'm like yeah, alright Mike. Do your thing, Kung Fu Panda.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Snooki: I just need to get it in. I just need to touch his freakin' tan wiener...I shouldn't have said that. But, his wiener is tan and I love it.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Vinnie: Doorbell!
Snooki: Shut up. No, you're lying!
Pauly D: You're so bad, bro. Snooki if he really was here that was poor response time. You should never keep a man waiting.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Mike "The Situation": I would say that club Space had so much better ratio between hot dog buns and hot dogs that I am determined to get it in tonight.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Mike "The Situation": We sat in the waiting room for two hours or so, at least. And, molto molto paperwork, and uh...once that was terminale we got Team Meatball and got out of there.
• Rating: 3.0 / 5.0
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Total Quotes: 6