I have Vinny in the house now, maybe I don't need the vibrator, we'll see.


Snooki walks in the door with this Gremlin look-a-like and she says she's the new roommate.


I can't wait to blow the f*%kin' speakers off this house... and don't tell anyone I'm drunk.


When I see everyone drinking with me it's like Hallelujah, Hallelujah!


I hope they get a f*%kin' incurable disease living up there.


Like a monkey has to go to the f*%kin' jungle, I belong at the Jersey Shore.


I'm so excited to get back into my house, pop some bottles and hook up with my roommates.

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Jersey Shore Season 3 Quotes

I just heard that you guys were mad at me, but I didn't do anything. So I'm mad at you for being mad at me for no reason.

Pauly D

Whiskey sex is the best. It's when a guy can't have sex for like five hours because he's so drunk. Or his penis is so drunk.