D'avin: A nerd and his ship will always share a special bond. Lucy will always be the other woman in his life.
Reniker: That explains why he's still single.

Fancy: You said you knew somebody who could help with that.
Zephyr: They can, but it's a safe bet they won't. There's bad blood between us.
Dutch: What kind of blood?
Zeph: The kind that doesn't wash out -- family.

Johnny: Your past is not a prison, Doc. Hells, D'av and I broke all the laws before becoming Killjoys and we still turned out to be pretty godsdamn heroic.
Doctor: I feel safer already.

Shopping for soldiers in prison is the best! There's a prize in every cell.

Johnny

Zephyr: You brawn, I brain.
Dutch: Oh, we are so getting that on T-shirts.

Worst wingman ever.

D'avin

Zephyr: I can be diplomatic.
Dutch: In an "I'm right, you're wrong" kind of way.
Zeph: That's because I am right.

Fancy: I like to read. History mostly. Prep the rambler. We land in ten.
Zephyr: Who is Fancy?
Dutch: I really don't know.

Zephyr: What if I'm wrong about this? Pree, Gared, Turin ...
Dutch: All trusted your gut. And the sooner we follow it, the sooner we get to rescue their magnificent asses.

Now, who wants a gun?

Johnny [to prisoners]

Great Mother, The Lady. Why are the boss bitches never called Alice or Gretchen?

Dutch

Dutch: Why do farmers wear white?
Zephyr: Why do you think I ran away? Every day is laundry day.

Killjoys Quotes

Dutch: Got any low level warrants I can knock out fast? Level 2s or 3s?
Bellus: Sure repos, transpos but shouldn't you concentrate on finishing your active warrant?
Dutch: What active warrant?
Bellus: The Level 5 warrant you signed on for twelve hours ago; one Kobee Andras.
Dutch: Bellus, Level 5s are kill work. I don't do those.

Dutch: Six years of working together, he's never wanted some 'me' time... Nah something's up.
Pree: Dutch, you work together, live together, do everything but sleep together and you're worried that he wants a little time apart. Bitch, how charming do you think you are?
Dutch: I know when Johnny's lying, Pree.