Worst wingman ever.

D'avin

Hey, treehugger! Stop scissoring nature and focus!

Dutch [to Calvert]

You the smart one. I'm just the eye candy.

Pree [to Zephyr]

Warden: So. You want my systems.
Johnny: I've been all up in your systems, thank you.

Johnny: How are we supposed to fit in with normal people?
D'avin: This may be our greatest undercover challenge yet.

Gared: You shaved everything.
Pree: Well, not everything.

Everything sounds stupid when you put it in that stupid voice.

Dutch [to D'avin]

Zephyr: When we first met, you were a shithead to me.
Turin: I'm a shithead to everyone. It's my brand. Don't be so fragile.

The Lady: You're boring when you're sad.
Khlyen: Everyone's boring when they're sad.

D'avin: In what way does any of this make any sense?
Calvert: Try living it. Why do you think I turned to crime?
Dutch: Because you have the morals of a small braised cabbage?

Zephyr: Go! Be free, you beautiful space butterfly?
Pree: Oh, lord! You're delirious.

Zephyr: Shut up!
Pree: You shut up! Do you know how many people would kill for a free concert from me?

Killjoys Quotes

Dutch: Got any low level warrants I can knock out fast? Level 2s or 3s?
Bellus: Sure repos, transpos but shouldn't you concentrate on finishing your active warrant?
Dutch: What active warrant?
Bellus: The Level 5 warrant you signed on for twelve hours ago; one Kobee Andras.
Dutch: Bellus, Level 5s are kill work. I don't do those.

Dutch: Six years of working together, he's never wanted some 'me' time... Nah something's up.
Pree: Dutch, you work together, live together, do everything but sleep together and you're worried that he wants a little time apart. Bitch, how charming do you think you are?
Dutch: I know when Johnny's lying, Pree.