Gared: You shaved everything.
Pree: Well, not everything.

Zephyr: Shut up!
Pree: You shut up! Do you know how many people would kill for a free concert from me?

D'avin: Nice view. If you're into stars.
Dutch: I don't hate them.

Johnny: How are we supposed to fit in with normal people?
D'avin: This may be our greatest undercover challenge yet.

OK, boys. Here I come.

Dutch

As a former psychiatrist, I suggest you two work your shit out before your friend dies.

Reniker [to Dutch and Johnny]

Well, Zeph, [Fancy] may not know who he is but he's still an asshole.

Pree [to Zephyr]

What? My brother's not the only one who can mess with a gadget.

D'avin [to Corin]

You had one job!

Evie [to D'avin]

Am I a scientist too? That would make sense. I feel smart.

Fancy [to Zephyr]

Aneela: I promised you an empire, remember.
Delle Seyah: I guess we'd better hurry up and save the universe. Tick, tock.

Aneela [to Jaq]: OK, go away. I'm going to be sexual with your mother now.
Delle Seyah: Maybe we do need to get you back into a few human social customs.

Killjoys Quotes

Dutch: Got any low level warrants I can knock out fast? Level 2s or 3s?
Bellus: Sure repos, transpos but shouldn't you concentrate on finishing your active warrant?
Dutch: What active warrant?
Bellus: The Level 5 warrant you signed on for twelve hours ago; one Kobee Andras.
Dutch: Bellus, Level 5s are kill work. I don't do those.

Dutch: Six years of working together, he's never wanted some 'me' time... Nah something's up.
Pree: Dutch, you work together, live together, do everything but sleep together and you're worried that he wants a little time apart. Bitch, how charming do you think you are?
Dutch: I know when Johnny's lying, Pree.