Law & Order: SVU

Law & Order: SVU Quotes (Page 2)

Season 13 Episode 18: "Valentine's Day"

Rollins: I don't know about the SEC, but it ain't a good idea to lie to NYPD.
 • Rating: Unrated

Amaro: He thinks there's nothing wrong with the marriage that a blue box and thigh-highs can't fix.
 • Rating: Unrated

Benson: You told me a lot of things, Christine, but I've been doing this for awhile. So why don't you tell what actually happened?
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 13 Episode 17: "Justice Denied"

Benson (to Haden): I would have woken you, but then I probably never would've left.
 • Rating: Unrated

Finn: I'm not going to chase you. I will shoot your ass from right here.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Benson: He was about to confess.
Cragen: Doesn't mean he did it.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 13 Episode 16: "Child's Welfare"

Munch: Lithium. Breakfast of champions for bipolar adolescents.
 • Rating: Unrated

Benson: You want to be a good father, Simon. Grow up.
 • Rating: Unrated

Rollins: What are the odds on that?
Fin: (Meaningful look)
Rollins: It's just an expression.
 • Rating: 2.0 / 5.0

Season 13 Episode 15: "Hunting Ground"

Benson: What'd you think?
David: Maybe there's a reason they don't make silent movies anymore.
 • Rating: Unrated

Benson: A donut shop? You certainly know how to woo a cop.
 • Rating: Unrated

Benson: What are you doing?
David: Don't worry. Nobody we work with could sit through two hours of black and white, no talking.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 13 Episode 14: "Home Invasions"

Murphy: You know what else is good? Twilight. They say it's just for tweens, but I do love those vampires.
 • Rating: Unrated

Cragen: Every unhappy family is unhappy in its own way.
 • Rating: Unrated

Murphy: Whatever happened to the NYPD? Did all the white guys retire?
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 13 Episode 13: "Father's Shadow"

Benson to Haden: I'm a cop; you're a DA. Isn't that a conflict of interest just waiting to happen?
 • Rating: Unrated

Benson: I'm nothing like my father; you don't have to be like yours.
 • Rating: Unrated

Munch: What? He thought she was dead. Thirty years in and that's a new one.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 13 Episode 12: "Official Story"

Benson: Little secret - I can be a little testy when I work with new people.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Haden: You can trust me; I'm an attorney.
 • Rating: Unrated

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