Rodney: So, you single now?
Jim looks at Rodney.
Rodney: What!?

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Jim: Why does she get a shield? I never got offered a shield. I went through more than she has. I got my head cut.
Lawyer: Jim, shut up.

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I'm not a drug dealer, I'm a comedian!

Jim

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Criminal: Are you trying to be funny?
Steve: No, I'm not. He's funny.
Jim: I'm really not that funny.

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I'm trying on jeans now, you're holding my breakfast cereal. It's like I'm a bloody king.

Jim

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