Don't feel bad. You're a sexual being like everyone else in the room. Except for Steve of course.

Jim

A little messy? She's a full blown hoarder!

Jim

Sorry to burst in on you Janice. I assumed if you knew I was coming over, you would have cleaned up a bit.

Jim

Hey, Jim, I'm not saying it's a good idea, but if you see any beer in there, can you bring me out a sixer?

Walter

Rodney: So, you single now?
Jim looks at Rodney.
Rodney: What!?

Jim: Why does she get a shield? I never got offered a shield. I went through more than she has. I got my head cut.
Lawyer: Jim, shut up.

I'm not a drug dealer, I'm a comedian!

Jim

Criminal: Are you trying to be funny?
Steve: No, I'm not. He's funny.
Jim: I'm really not that funny.

I'm trying on jeans now, you're holding my breakfast cereal. It's like I'm a bloody king.

Jim
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