Legit

Legit Quotes

Season 1 Episode 8: "Hoarders"

Jim: Don't feel bad. You're a sexual being like everyone else in the room. Except for Steve of course.
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Jim: A little messy? She's a full blown hoarder!
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Jim: Sorry to burst in on you Janice. I assumed if you knew I was coming over, you would have cleaned up a bit.
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Walter: Hey, Jim, I'm not saying it's a good idea, but if you see any beer in there, can you bring me out a sixer?
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Season 1 Episode 5: "Justice"

Rodney: So, you single now?
Jim looks at Rodney.
Rodney: What!?
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Jim: Why does she get a shield? I never got offered a shield. I went through more than she has. I got my head cut.
Lawyer: Jim, shut up.
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Jim: I'm not a drug dealer, I'm a comedian!
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Criminal: Are you trying to be funny?
Steve: No, I'm not. He's funny.
Jim: I'm really not that funny.
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Jim: I'm trying on jeans now, you're holding my breakfast cereal. It's like I'm a bloody king.
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Season 1 Episode 3: "Love"

Jim: She's wonderful. This might be the best relationship I've ever had.
Billy: This is not your relationship.
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Steve: I think she wants to sleep with me. I don't know what to do, man. I'm freaking out!
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Jim: I don't understand a word you guys are saying.
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Jim: Steve, you have to stay and jerk your brother off.
Steve: Whoa, no way, man. I dressed him up in his date clothes.
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Jim: They have lives and they hope for things. I never even knew.
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Jim: You were talking to her forever.
Billy: I know.
Jim: What were you even talking about.
Billy: I don't know.
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Renee: Were you just doing something dirty?
Billy: No!
Jim: Yes.
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Season 1 Episode 2: "Dreams"

Billy: I can't move?
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Steve: She's a hooker. Rodney?
Jim: No.
Rodney: Yes.
Jim: Yes!
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Jim: Yes, but now you're getting into my gum retirement, so no Ramona.
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Jim: I've gone further than anyone with my looks and intellect should have ever gone, and I'm miserable because of bloody dreams!
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