Jim: She's wonderful. This might be the best relationship I've ever had.
Billy: This is not your relationship.

I think she wants to sleep with me. I don't know what to do, man. I'm freaking out!


I don't understand a word you guys are saying.


Jim: Steve, you have to stay and jerk your brother off.
Steve: Whoa, no way, man. I dressed him up in his date clothes.

They have lives and they hope for things. I never even knew.


Jim: You were talking to her forever.
Billy: I know.
Jim: What were you even talking about.
Billy: I don't know.

Renee: Were you just doing something dirty?
Billy: No!
Jim: Yes.

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