Favorite Leverage Quotes
Hardison: What's that smell?
Eliot: Fresh Air.
Hardison: I don't like it.
"That's 20 pounds of crazy in a 5 pound bag."
Eliot
Hardison: The id's I setup were so fool proof that I actually got us a squad car from Boston PD.
Eliot: Great, maybe next time you can get us a Firetruck!
Eliot: I got hit by a car!

Parker: (mocking) "I got hit by a car" ... Get over it!
I am going to sharpen this knife and then walk around the halls in the dark... Don't leave.
Eliot
One has to love fiercely to die of a broken heart, don't you agree Charlotte?
Auntie
Hardison: I spent three days hacking into the White House emails - no buzz.
Sophie: See?
Hardison: But we are doing some pretty hinky stuff in Pakistan...hinky.
Sophie: Look, I'm miserable, they're miserable. (To Eliot) Okay, what--what have you been doing the last six months?
Eliot: I was in Pakistan.
Parker: So the thing is, I think that maybe I might be having feelings, like weird feelings, for...pretzels.
Hardison: Well, they're right here, when you want them.
Nate: Guys, I committed a crime, I got caught and now I am going to server my time.
Sophie: Nate, what kind of world would it be if everyone who committed a silly little crime went to jail? Complete madness!
Alec: I'm just very good at what I do.
Parker: This is the score! The score!
Alec: Age of the geek, baby.
Eliot: Somebody kiss this man so I don't have to.
Man [flashing badge]: FBI sir, that young lady is in our custody.
Hardison: Aw see you made two mistakes. First, you flashed that fake-ass FBI badge at me. Second, you spilt his coffee (points at Eliot).
Eliot: Why are you sending second rate thugs to try and kill me?
Thug: Hmmmm? (looks sad).
Eliot: If I am not honest with you, you will never improve.
Thug: mmm hmmm (nod).
