Favorite Leverage Quotes
Nate: Population of 300,000 with about half that will vote, so I just need 20,000 to change their mind in a week.
Sophie: Nate, if stealing a country was easy, everyone would do it.
Nate: Guys, I committed a crime, I got caught and now I am going to server my time.
Sophie: Nate, what kind of world would it be if everyone who committed a silly little crime went to jail? Complete madness!
Man [flashing badge]: FBI sir, that young lady is in our custody.
Hardison: Aw see you made two mistakes. First, you flashed that fake-ass FBI badge at me. Second, you spilt his coffee (points at Eliot).
Alec: I'm just very good at what I do.
Parker: This is the score! The score!
Alec: Age of the geek, baby.
Eliot: Somebody kiss this man so I don't have to.
Parker: Who taught you to drive?
Sophie: Taxi driver in Istanbul
Parker: I like it.
Henchman: You said you hated guns
Nate [shoots him 4 times]: Yeah, never said I couldn't use one.
Moreau: I have the guns, I have the media, I have the government.
Nate: Know what I have? I have a 24 year old genius with a smart phone and a problem with authority.
Eliot: Why are you sending second rate thugs to try and kill me?
Thug: Hmmmm? (looks sad).
Eliot: If I am not honest with you, you will never improve.
Thug: mmm hmmm (nod).
Nate: Eliot, try not to kill Sterling, we might need him later.
Eliot: I can't promise that!
Nate: Ok, let's go steal a mountain.
Parker: Again.
Nate: What?
Parker: Yeah, we stole a mountain two years ago.
Parker: So the thing is, I think that maybe I might be having feelings, like weird feelings, for...pretzels.
Hardison: Well, they're right here, when you want them.
You're the smartest guy I've ever known Hardison. I need that brain to get me to him, cause if you know I lay my hands on him, it's done.
Eliot
