Favorite Leverage Quotes
Kaylin: Have you ever been in love?
Eliot: Once, I promised her I would be there for her.
Kaylin: How did it end?
Eliot: I made the same promise to the US Government, and you can't make that promise more than once.
Nate: You thought she was dressed like a nun for no reason?
Eliot: It's Parker.
Sophie: Chicken fried steak?? Let me tell you something: Meat should never be used as an adjective!
Nate: Can you climb a mountain Parker?
Parker: I can climb a skyscraper; I can walk up a mountain.
Eliot: ItÃs not the same, are there avalanches on skyscrapers?
Parker: No, but that would be so cool.
Hardison: You're gonna gimme that shirt...
Eliot: Listen to me, son, you need those fingers to type on your little keyboard, don't you?
Hardison: See, you know a bully's just a cowboy with low self-esteem!
Eliot: You know something?
Hardison: I said-what?
Eliot: My insecure ass is gonna be wearing this shirt!
Parker: I don't think I am being strange enough.
Nate: I doubt that.
Eliot: He tried to kill us.
Parker: More importantly he didn't pay us.
Eliot: How is that more important?
Parker: I take that personally.
Eliot: There's somethin' wrong with you.
That's the different between a real soldier and this Halloween outfit you have going on. You'd kill to protect your rights. A real soldier would die to protect someone else's.
Eliot
Nate: Hardison, what's the rule?
Hardison: Don't bring up a problem unless you have a fix.
Hardison: See, I like this. I like it when we pretend to kiss.
Parker: Prented??
Hardison [grins]: Heeeeey.
Sophie: You have millions of dollars of loot on that tree.
Parker: Yeah, happy birthday Jesus.
Eliot: That's why the businesses are clean; they're dirty from the inside.
Nate: Well, yeah, I mean, if you have a body in the trunk of your car, you're gonna drive under the speed limit, aren't you?
Parker: You know, when you're sober, your metaphors get creepier.
