Dr.: I need a gun
One of the bank robbers: You need to shut up!

You see that right?! You see that? They always look at me like that. I mean... Do I look like a criminal to you? Don't answer that.

Dr. (standing in the bank, talking to some blonde woman)

Ria: En vino veritas?! (to Eli who is pouring himself a glass of wine)
Eli: That's the only thruth I am gonna get apparently.

Dr. Lightman: You're leaving soon, aren't you? No coffee stops no supermarkets. Just stay out of the capitol, all right ?
Zoe: You always did have a funny way of saying I love you.

Lightman: I have recommended to the Judge you be sent to a mental hospital.
Zach: Why would you do that for me?
Lightman: Prison will only take your freedom. But at the hospital, the pills they give you will take your mind, and make no mistake, DOCTOR Foster will make sure of that.... personally.

Emily: You know you can be a real jackass.
Lightman: You're just finding this out now?

All work and no play makes Zach a crashing bore.

Lightman

Every genius has his weakness, genius.

Lightman

Lightman: That is not your killer.
Wollowski: Do you know what half-a-billion dollars of anger feels like?

Claire: So this is my fault?
Lightman: Are you saying or are you asking?

Zach: Claire and I have been friends since freshman year, you can tell her she is safe.
Lightman: Define safe.

Lightman: Oye, you ok?
Lane: Ask me when I get my whole family back.

Lie to Me Season 3 Quotes

Cal: You've frozen my assets.
Gillian: I froze our assets, Cal.
Cal: It's funny because I remember hiring you, but I don't remember marrying you.

Cal: Well even so, I'd call the cops if I were you.
Bank Manager: And tell them what? The "facial tick" guy says we're about to get robbed?