Let me guess, baseball bat, tire iron? Because, neither of you strike me as the bare-knuckled wankers I grew up with.

Lightman

Wallowski: It's like two rattle snakes in a bag.
Eli: Time for the scorpion.

Ria: You can't wait to get out of the hood.
Eli: I stick out like a white thumb.

Lightman: Where are the peasants?
Gillian: You're an hour early.
Lightman: I need them, now.

Emily: you wrote you first book on this
Lightman: Yea, I was the only bloke in New Guinea with carpal tunnel.
Emily: I like the way it sounds, reminds me of finger painting on the floor of your old office.
Lightman: Have you been drinking?

Lightman: I thought you were on the hunt for a new job.
Eli: You heard about the economy right?
Lightman: Oh yeah.

Dr: Do you always enjoy this level of antagonism?
Lightman: Yeah, it's like oxygen to me.

Gillian: All people from this facility.
Lightman: So the Charlie she is scared of is in this place, killing people.

Veronica: This is soda water, Bert.
Lightman: With a cherry on top.

Charlie: You a cop?
Lightman: No, uh, authority issues.

What were no more than bee-stings 2 months ago are now a dead heat for a zeppelin race.

Lightman

You tell John Stafford this is over, but not in a negative way.

Lightman

Lie to Me Season 3 Quotes

Cal: You've frozen my assets.
Gillian: I froze our assets, Cal.
Cal: It's funny because I remember hiring you, but I don't remember marrying you.

Cal: Well even so, I'd call the cops if I were you.
Bank Manager: And tell them what? The "facial tick" guy says we're about to get robbed?