Life on Mars
Favorite Life on Mars Quotes
Lee Crocker: (to Detective Ray Carling) Detective, if ignorance was a drug, you'd be high all the time.
Sam: Now that was an analogy.
And this is my kingdom. Huntlandia. Home of the blueberry crepe. Where little girls are off-limits.
Gene
Sam: You see? Reeves' murder is looking more and more like a hate crime.
Gene: What? As opposed to an "I really, really like you" crime?
Annie: No broken bones, no bruises. Do you feel like you're gonna vomit?
Sam: I am a little nauseous, to tell you the truth. But you would be, too, if you took the last flight in from 2008.
Come on Sam. We're here to have fun.
Annie
(sarcastically) Right, that must be why I'm here.
Sam
Nice going, Mark Spitz.
Gene
Sam: (after Windy tells him that the lasagna has marijuana in it) You know I'm a cop?
Windy: Then you must get the really good stuff.
Gene: (after Trent begins to drown) All right. Get him out, Chris.
Chris: Well, I can't swim.
Gene: Ray?
Ray: I took some lessons when I was a kid... they didn't stick.
Windy: (after meeting Sam in the hallway who is looking up at the ceiling) What's up there?
Sam: Well, for starters, um, no naked women.
Mrs. Salvaggio: (discussing her ashtray with Sam) My granddaughter Sofia made it for me. She loves to come over and see all the butts in there.
Sam: Beautiful story. You should tell that to the Surgeon General.
(to his Mom when he goes to talk to her after she leaves the precinct) Aside from the fact that you took money from a thug and your husband's never home, how are you?
Sam
