Annie: Come on, Sam. We're here to have fun.
Sam: (sarcastically) Right, that must be why I'm here.

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I have an ass that can fart every Peter, Paul & Mary song ever recorded.

Ray Carling

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I'm telling you Sam, you find their killers, you save Mama Rose.

Annie

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If I'd wanted to be this bored, I'd go to Mass with the missus and her miserable mother.

Gene

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Annie: No broken bones, no bruises. Do you feel like you're gonna vomit?
Sam: I am a little nauseous, to tell you the truth. But you would be, too, if you took the last flight in from 2008.

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