Lipstick Jungle "Pilot" Quotes
Wendy: I lost my virginity in moccasins.
Nico: You remember what shoes you wore?
Wendy: It was the most memorable part
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Nico: You are not a loser. You are an extraordinary person. You are funny. You are scary smart and intense and gorgeous and larger than life. You deserve to be loved because of those things not in spite of them.
• Rating: Unrated
Victory: I hate this you know. I hate you sending a jet for me. I hate that I liked riding in it so much. I hate your smug attitude like you're some big hero, cause you're not. You just called your assistant and her send it for me
Joe: Actually I called myself. And hey I could have waited for you in the car. But here I am standing in the tarmac freezing my ass off. I don't do this for anybody.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Shane: You're gonna keep rising and rising and I'm going to be looking for Spider-Man band aids and cleaning up cat puke and I just gotta make peace with that. It just seems to get a little harder each day.
• Rating: Unrated
Shane: When I'm here with you and it's just us and the kids I never feel like I nothing. It's just everything changes when I walk out the door.
• Rating: Unrated
Wendy: You gonna see dimples again? She's looking at coconut massage oil. You're going to sleep with him aren't you?
• Rating: Unrated
Victory [to Wendy]: But you can't wear green, you look like Shrek. Put it down.
• Rating: Unrated
Nico: it's a lose lose situation in the corporate world. If you want to start a family then you're distracted, if you don't there's something wrong with you. It's unnatural. You hate men. You're hiding testicles under your skirt.
• Rating: Unrated
Hector: Sit down Nico, you're scary when you holler.
• Rating: Unrated
Joe: The moments before you know the truth about somebody that are the most exciting.
Victory [toasting]: To the moments before.
• Rating: Unrated
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Total Quotes: 21
