Lipstick Jungle

Lipstick Jungle Quotes

Season 2 Episode 13: "La Vie En Pose"

Kirby [to Nico]: I know what I want. I want to be with you and I'm willing to do whatever it takes to make that happen.
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Joe: That was fun.
Victory: Were we at the same party?
 • Rating: Unrated

Ellen: Mr. Ford have you had anything to eat yet? Do you eat fish, curry?
Mrs. Ford: Don't ask him, he only likes three flavors, salt, ketchup, and burnt.
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Nico: I haven't felt this alone since I was married
Wendy: You might not want to share that thought at the engagement party
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Joe: How do you think they felt about me?
Victory: I think it went very well
Joe: Really?
Victory: Yea. Joe they met you like 8 hours ago and trust me they never met anyone like you before.
Joe: You think you can frame that so I don't sound like the creature from the black lagoon
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Victory: I'm sorry
Joe: For?
Victory: You have to understand who my parents are. A wedding is not a wedding to them if it doesn't last 5 days. My dad's toasts are longer than most German operas.
Joe: Victory..
Victory: My family is so close it's not even a family, it's like a cult
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Wendy: Maddie, we've discussed this. Paul is too old for you. If I can't trust you when you leave this house, then you're only going to leave the house for school
Maddie: Fine! Put the ankle bracelet on me since you couldn't put it on dad!

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Wendy: Okay look, if you're grossed out by the word salmon skin, let's just go back to the pork chops. Your parents eat meat right?
Victory: My parents will still be eating the dinner rolls they stole from Joe's plane.
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Shane: I think I'm going to need another bag
Wendy: I can send you some things
Shane: I'm not really keen on the postal system handling my underwear
Wendy: I'm not really keen on you going on tour not wearing any
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Wendy [about Maddie]: Remind me why I was so eager to hear her first words
Shane: Oh the good times will come around again darling. Soon she'll be 16 and she'll stop talking to us all together
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Griffin: Look at you already back to work
Nico: Well, the holidays are over
Griffin: Mmm, they don't have to be
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Season 2 Episode 12: "Lover's Leap"

Victory: Don't you still want to marry me?
Joe: I do... but...
Victory: No but. Just I do. I may not be able to bank roll you mr bennett... yet... but I know how to keep you looking sharp. You own my heart, Joe. Whatever else you do or don't have, you'll always own my heart.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Joe: I know what you're gonna say, it's only money and i'm sure that you're right. The only problem is I don't know who the hell I am without it
Victory: I know who you are. You're the man I want to marry
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Joe: I really did want to have that dinner with you
Victory: ...and here you are dining with the seagulls instead
 • Rating: Unrated

Joe: Happy one year anniversary
Victory: Day late and a dollar short
Joe: You have no idea
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Joe: Either you have remarkable psychic ability or Ellen just lost her job
Victory: Then let's go with remarkable physchic ability
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Griffin: I've always liked rules, structure, I like things clear. All my life people are always telling me I should have joined the military
Nico: Why didn't you?
Griffin: I like the rules, not the guns
Nico: Agreed
 • Rating: Unrated

Victory: Okay look all I need is one hour Friday. You can forget dinner. Just one sip of wine and we can split a crab cake. Are you in our you out?
Joe: I'm in. I want my own crab cake
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Victory [looking in Joe's closet]: Why do none of his suits have sizes in them?
Ellen: Because they're all custom made by a small nervous man in London who will be even more nervous because you're taking his job
 • Rating: Unrated

Griffin: Put some sugar in the water, the flowers will last longer
Nico: They're beautiful aren't they?
Griffin: I'm glad you like them
Nico: They're from you?
Griffin: They are from me
Nico: Thank you
Griffin: You're welcome
Nico: But why?
Griffin: Why not?
Nico: You didn't want to leave a card?
Griffin: Always wanting a paper trail...
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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