Well ladies I do think it's time to retox

Wendy [over a glass of scotch]

Oh my god, no more surprises. If you're going to tell me I'm adopted, can you wait till Thursday?

Victory

Wow, three damsels in distress

Joe

Nico: You still on hold?
Wendy: Yeah I'm working my way through Lionel Ritchie's greatest hits

[after hitting something on the road]
Victory: You're gonna keep driving?
Nico: Yeah I'm not certified in possum CPR
Wendy: It really is Nico's world and we just live in it
Victory: Not if you're a possum

Wendy [asking question out of a magazine quiz]: What do you know that you wish you knew when you were 25
Victory: Don't kiss your contractor if you want Joe Bennett to call you back
Wendy: Oddly that's not one of the choices

I love nature and picnics, but that's why god invented Central Park

Kirby

Yeah but what subway line comes out here?

Kirby

Griffin: Wake up Nico, magazines are going to be collectors items
Nico: Then I'm going to have a very profitable career on ebay

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