Lipstick Jungle

Lipstick Jungle Season 1 Quotes

Season 1 Episode 7: "Carpe Threesome"

Wendy: I just spent my first all nighter since college. You know it's a lot easier when you're 20.
Nico: What isn't?
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Victory: I want you back in my life. I don't want to walk around hurt and angry and someone I'm not.
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Nico: I think Charles is having an affair
Kirby: So maybe this is the universe's way of telling you you don't have to feel guilty anymore
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Victory: Promise one thing if I'm ever incapacitated, one of you will be my plucker.
Nico: I'm afraid.
Victory: If you're in a coma not a lot of grooming.
Nico: With trying to save your life and all...
Victory: If i wake up i don't want to look like Tom Selleck
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Victory: Who cares what you didn't do, could have done, should've done. It's what you do now and from now on that really matters.
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Nico: Come on, isn't this better breakup therapy than sitting at home and watching old movies and having a three way with Ben & Jerry?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Victory: As long as your my boss there's no point in discussing a romantic relationship.
Joe: That leaves is in a bit of a pickle doesn't it? And pickles and truffles. Not sexy.
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Kirby: You should have lunch here more often.
Nico: Maybe next time you'll actually give me something to eat.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 1 Episode 6: "Take the High Road"

Vic: I don't want the man that I'm dating owning me.
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Joe: I know you thought we could fit a crowd in here. I hope it's alright that it's just us.
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Nico: I'm sorry I'm not living up to your high moral standards these days.
Wendy: No, don't do that. I'm not the one who flew my boy toy half way around the world for a booty call
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Nico: Thank you for being such a trooper
Kirby: What did you expect me to do? Throw a fit? Starting knocking things over?
Nico: I thought it was a possibility
Kirby: Lady, I'm not giving you any excuses to get rid of me
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Kirby: Teenagers are a handful, huh?
Wendy: I'm sure you can relate
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Joe: ... my former dentist
Victory: Well aren't you gonna say hello?
Joe: Why should I? He gave me a sinus infection.
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Shane: I know she's your bff and all...
Wendy: Did Maddie teach you that?
Shane: Yeah..
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[Kirby giving Nico a foot massage]
Nico: Give me back my feet.
Kirby: Not if you're using them to leave.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Victory: Your radiant and it's bugging me. Is it the Hollywood Cookie Diet?
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Nico: Oh, phone sex with Joe Bennett. What's that like? Ooh, the NASDAQ is up 36 points.
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Season 1 Episode 5: "Dressed to Kill"

Nico: how was your date?
Kirby: Dull or maybe it was thrilling. I dunno. You choose. You set it up.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Nico: You don't have me, my husband has me.
Kirby: Yeah, I keep trying to forget about that
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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