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You know what they say, all men are asses and all women are crazy.

Joe

Joe: My times is worth about $5,000 a minute. I'm not saying you're not worth. If I had called you myself and you turned me down it would have cost me $20,000.
Victory: Surely you could afford that.
Joe: It's not what I can afford, it's what I choose to afford. I don't have to do anything I don't want to do. So you know if I choose to be with you it's cause I want to be.

Nico: I don't this, I'm married.
Kirby: That's cool, give me a call if you change your mind. Let me give you my number. [Writes it on her leg]

Nico: Do you know how old I am? Are you looking for a job?
Kirby: You're sexy.

I am so sorry, look, now you have to let me buy you that free drink

Kirby

When a woman expresses her concern that an important business matter be dealt with correctly, she's not throwing a fit, she's just doing her job.

Nico

Mr Benett's Assistant: Mr Benett would like to meet you to tonight at the ley
Victory: Uhh... and what is this in reference to?
Mr Benett's Assistant: He finds you very attractive and according to Google you are single
Victory: I'm sorry. Are you asking me on a date.
Mr Benett's Assistant: Yes I am... err he is.

I hate it when you call it "that magazine" as if it's infectious.

Nico

Wendy [about Nico]: And I always thought she screwed her way to the top
Victory: Yeah that's definitely the story I've heard

The freezer is stocked with dove bars and weed.

Wendy

Nico: It's the clothes they're rejecting, not you.
Wendy: Her clothes are her.

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Lipstick Jungle Season 1 Quotes

The freezer is stocked with dove bars and weed.

Wendy

Nico: It's the clothes they're rejecting, not you.
Wendy: Her clothes are her.