Bo: Please tell me this thing is about to unleash a lifetime supply of fro-yo.
Lauren: Try one of the oldest and most dangerous Fae to ever walk the Earth.

Evony: Power outage means you know what is on the loose.
Vex: Has he killed the Monopoly Man?
Evony: Hubby and his monocle are safe. I had it stored at my clinic.

Mesmer me shocked, you have a crush on Teen Wolf.


If Zeus and his ancient bunch are wreaking havoc in our colony's skies, why am I stuck here in Cheers with you lot? I feel like I've picked the worst lane in the shittiest traffic of all time.


Tamsin: Ugh, I can smell their insecurity from here.
Bo: I think it's Eau de Taylor Swift.

Tamsin: Who better than a Valkyrie to protect the players on the field?
Bo: You don't think the guys are gonna notice a girl in the huddle?
Tamsin: A little doubt goes a long way. Plus, I'm not really a sidelines kind of girl.

Bust out your pom poms, Tam Tam, because it's time to flirt some intel out of a bunch of horny linebackers.


Football Player: You're a tall glass of water, aren't ya? I could just drink you up.
Tamsin: Try Gatorade, asshole.

Bo: Why am in a box? I've said it before and I'll say it again: I hate cats.

What's the matter, Lauren? I thought you were all boom-boom-pow over Bo's crazy wheel. [Lauren coughing] You totally swallowed a bug, didn't you?


Trick: By bringing good luck to its owner, it steals it from those who don't pay it reverence.
Lauren: All this because I didn't respect the stuffed corpse of a dead cat?

Tamsin: I can't believe we forgot Bo's birthday. We're the worst. I understand how I forgot, because hello, it's me. But how did you forget?
Lauren: I've had a lot going on. I've been very busy.
Tamsin: Sucking up to Evony?
Lauren: I like to call it "working."