Peggy: Lane beat the crap out of Pete.
Ken: I can't believe he beat me to it.

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I know cooler heads should prevail, but am I the only one who wants to see this?

Roger

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He didn't ask you because he thinks you're a homo.

Pete

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Ken: I only do it because my wife likes it.
Roger: Well my wife likes fur, but you don't see me growing a tail.

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Pete: Brave words from a man on his second time around.
Don: Yeah, and if I had met her first I would've known not to throw it away.

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Megan: You should slow down.
Don: I'm timing this for when we arrive. I wanna hit the doorbell with my chin.

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Lane: England won the World Cup.
Roger: Cup of what?

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