Abe: I thought you'd be braver. You're in advertising.
Peggy: Don't do this right now. I said I was sorry.
Abe: Your activities are offensive to my every waking moment. I'm sorry, but you'll always be the enemy.
Peggy: Are you breaking up with me?

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That poor girl. She doesn't know that loving you is the worst way to get to you.

Betty

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Don: Why is sex the definition of being close to someone?
Betty: I don't know, but it is for me. It is for most people.

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Betty: What are you doing?
Don: Waiting for you to tell me to stop.

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Ted: What an old tune. The boss in love with his protege. Is this all me? Because that will help.
Peggy: I think about it.

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Pete? Ya wanna get your balls tickled? Go see a head hunter.

Harry

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