This is your brother. We don't know who he is yet, or what he's gonna be. And that is a wonderful thing.

Don

I feel like I just went to my own funeral. I didn't like the eulogy.

Lane

That's life. One minute, you're on top of the world. The next, some secretary is running over your foot with a lawn motor.

Joan

Kinsey: He might lose his foot.
Roger: Right when he got it in the door.

Peggy: This is good champagne.
Don: I don't think so.

I don't like being judged.

Roger

Only boring people are bored.

Betty

Lane's assistant: Mr. Kinsey, you might wanna shave your beard.
Kinsey: What? Who the hell are you people?!?
Lane's assistant: That was a joke.

Peggy: It's my decision.
Pete: Your decisions affect me.

Peggy: I look around and I think: I want what he had. You have everything and you have so much of it.
Don: I suppose that's probably true.

This is your time, Peggy.

Duck

Betty: Where's Don?
Nurse: He's in the waiting room.
Betty: Bullshit. He's never where you expect him to be.

Mad Men Quotes

Don Draper: Let me ask you something, what do woman want?
Roger Sterling: Who cares?

Psychiatry is just this year's candy pink stove.

Roger