Dennis: [The inmates] blame their mom and dad.
Don: That's a bullshit excuse.

Dennis: You throw the ball around [with your son]?
Don: Not enough.

He has a dream, and it's our job to make it come true.

Pete

Harry: It doesn't make any sense. It looks right, sounds right, smells right. But something's not right. What is it?
Roger: She's not Ann-Margaret.

He's dead! He's dead and he's never coming back!

Sally [on his grandfather]

Roger: It's a mistake to be conspicuously happy.
Don: No one thinks you're happy. They think you're foolish.

You both can leave. I'm in a very good place right now.

Peggy Olson

Kinsey: If you were feeling it, you'd be hungry.
Peggy: I am hungry. It's just not worth moving.

Gene: You think money is the solution to every problem.
Don: No, just this particular one.

I am so high.

Peggy Olson

I'm Peggy Olson and I wanna smoke some marijuana.

Peggy Olson

Don: Men want her and women want to be her.
Peggy: Even if that's true...
Don: It is.

Mad Men Quotes

Don Draper: Let me ask you something, what do woman want?
Roger Sterling: Who cares?

Psychiatry is just this year's candy pink stove.

Roger