Mad Men
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You are the product. You feeling something. That's what sells. Not them. Not sex. They can't do what we do and they hate us for it.
Don Draper
Doctor: So, Mr. Draper, you haven't had a physical in quite some time.
Don Draper: Yeah. I eat a lot of apples.
I said congratulations, didn't I? Although, sometimes when people get what they want they realize how limited their goals were.
Joan Holloway
Nostalgia - it's delicate, but potent. Teddy told me that in Greek, "nostalgia" literally means "the pain from an old wound." It's a twinge in your heart far more powerful than memory alone. This device isn't a spaceship, it's a time machine. It goes backwards, and forwards... it takes us to a place where we ache to go again. It's not called the wheel, it's called the carousel. It let's us travel the way a child travels - around and around, and back home again, to a place where we know are loved.
Don Draper
Roger Sterling: Look, I want to tell you something because your very dear to me and I hope you understand it comes from the bottom of my damaged, damaged heart. You are the finest piece of ass I ever had and I don't care who knows it. I am so glad I got to roam those hillsides.
Joan: Stop it.
The president is a product. Don't forget that.
Pete
This place reminds me of a czarist ministry. No matter what the decision, you don't feel it was yours.
Mr. Menken
Don Draper: (to Pete) The day you sign a client is the day you start losing one.
[a few minutes later]
Roger Sterling: The day you sign a client is the day you start losing him.
Don Draper: You don't really believe that.
You know what my father used to say? "Being with a client is like being in a marriage. Sometimes you get into it for the wrong reasons, and eventually they hit you in the face."
Roger Sterling
Remember, Don...when God closes a door, he opens a dress.
Roger Sterling
Roger: What else is there?
Don: I don't know. Life being lived? I'd like to stop talking about it and get back to it
Peggy, this is isn't China. There's no money in virginity.
Joan
