Mad Men Season 1 Quotes
Bonnie: An act of God, Pete. That's how you know when things are really against you.
Pete: You don't seem very upset about it.
Bonnie: Because that's the thrill. Our fortunes are in other people's hands and we have to take them.
Pete: I want to chew you up and spit you out.
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Well, I'm all for the national advancement of colored people but I do not think they should advance all the way to the front of the office. People can see her from the elevator.Cooper
Sally: Please stop.
Don: I'm not stopping the car.
Sally: Stop talking.
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Pete: Sometimes I think I died and I'm in some sort of... I don't know if it's heaven or hell or limbo. I don't know what it is, but I don't seem to exist. No one feels my existence.
Ted: Just cash the checks. You're gonna die one day.
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I didn't know I was going to be interrogated by the Hooterville telephone operator.Don
Well, the snows melted but not the hearts of New Yorkers. I just had some old lady call me a kike.Roger
Stan: Now we all know you don't have plans for Valentine's Day.
Ginsberg: She has plans, just look at her calendar. Friday, February 14th. Masturbate gloomily.
I said congratulations, didn't I? Although, sometimes when people get what they want they realize how limited their goals were.Joan Holloway
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Nostalgia - it's delicate, but potent. Teddy told me that in Greek, "nostalgia" literally means "the pain from an old wound." It's a twinge in your heart far more powerful than memory alone. This device isn't a spaceship, it's a time machine. It goes backwards, and forwards... it takes us to a place where we ache to go again. It's not called the wheel, it's called the carousel. It let's us travel the way a child travels - around and around, and back home again, to a place where we know are loved.Don Draper
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Roger Sterling: Look, I want to tell you something because your very dear to me and I hope you understand it comes from the bottom of my damaged, damaged heart. You are the finest piece of ass I ever had and I don't care who knows it. I am so glad I got to roam those hillsides.
Joan: Stop it.
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The president is a product. Don't forget that.Pete
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This place reminds me of a czarist ministry. No matter what the decision, you don't feel it was yours.Mr. Menken
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Don Draper: Let me ask you something, what do woman want?
Roger Sterling: Who cares?
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Psychiatry is just this year's candy pink stove.Roger
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