Don't fool yourself. This is some very dirty business.


He's one guy and we can win it without him, end of discussion.


Pete: What would it take to make you a Queen?
Joan: I don't think you could afford it.

It turns out he wanted something we weren't prepared to give. Something very unorthodox.

Pete [to Joan]

Joan: But no flowers from you.
Don: You scared the shit out of me.

Pete: Ya know, if I had told you last December that we'd be in the running for a car, you would've kissed me on the mouth.
Don: Maybe you and I should go as a couple.

Michael: I feel bad for you.
Don: I don't think about you at all.

You know what Howard? Why don't you spend Thanksgiving with her? And I'll go to your house and screw your wife.


Stop telling me things I said that night. Like I know I didn't promise to re-marry right away just to save you alimony.


You know Don; tall guy, short temper.


Megan: Don, I love you. You're everything I hoped you'd be.
Don: You too.

I think she's good at everything. I think she's just one of those girls.


Mad Men Season 5 Quotes

Clients are right all of the sudden? I don't recognize that man. He's kind...and patient.


Don: So when you're 40, how old will I be?
Bobby: You'll be dead.