Mad Men

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Don't fool yourself. This is some very dirty business.

Roger

He's one guy and we can win it without him, end of discussion.

Don

Pete: What would it take to make you a Queen?
Joan: I don't think you could afford it.

It turns out he wanted something we weren't prepared to give. Something very unorthodox.

Pete [to Joan]

Joan: But no flowers from you.
Don: You scared the shit out of me.

Pete: Ya know, if I had told you last December that we'd be in the running for a car, you would've kissed me on the mouth.
Don: Maybe you and I should go as a couple.

Michael: I feel bad for you.
Don: I don't think about you at all.

You know what Howard? Why don't you spend Thanksgiving with her? And I'll go to your house and screw your wife.

Pete

Stop telling me things I said that night. Like I know I didn't promise to re-marry right away just to save you alimony.

Jane

You know Don; tall guy, short temper.

Michael

Megan: Don, I love you. You're everything I hoped you'd be.
Don: You too.

I think she's good at everything. I think she's just one of those girls.

Peggy
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Mad Men Season 5 Quotes

Clients are right all of the sudden? I don't recognize that man. He's kind...and patient.

Peggy

Don: So when you're 40, how old will I be?
Bobby: You'll be dead.