Lane: England won the World Cup.
Roger: Cup of what?

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• Added: April 16, 2012

Greg: The army makes me feel like a good man.
Joan: You're not a good man. You never were.

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• Added: April 08, 2012

I married you, and I'm gonna be with you until I die...which could be this afternoon.

Don

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• Added: April 08, 2012

When is everything gonna get back to normal?

Roger

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• Added: April 02, 2012

Forget everything I said before. That's the last guy I hired (nods to Pete).

Roger

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• Added: April 02, 2012

It's nice to be put through the ringer and find out...I'm just fat.

Betty

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• Added: April 02, 2012

You're so square, you've got corners.

Megan (to Don)

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• Added: April 02, 2012

That's what they said about Mein Kampf...kid really has a voice.

Michael

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• Added: April 02, 2012

Betty: Say what you always say.
Don: Everything's gonna be okay.

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• Added: April 02, 2012

I want you to bring me a good looking version of Don.

Roger

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• Added: April 02, 2012

Don: Mohawk is going to insist on a regular copywriter.
Roger: Someone with a penis.
Peggy: I'll work on that.

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• Added: April 02, 2012

Megan: Time is on my side.
Raymond: Yes it is, dear.

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• Added: April 02, 2012