Hold on. Arsenic? Where's the old lace? Who uses arsenic in this day in age?

Provenza

Amy: There were five players?
Willis: That's what I was told when I left to get the food. When I came back there were only four players.

Our grief counselor believes that travel helps with recovery. She strongly encouraged us to get out of town.

Mr. Clarke

I'm not allowed to ask the DA if my son can interview a murder suspect.

Sharon

Sharon: Andy, did the doctor clear you to come back to work today?
Andy: Well... he didn't say I couldn't.

You guys. You guys. This can't be right.

Willis

Special Agent Shay, if you want to remain here you must do things my way. Is that understood?

Sharon

We won't ask for mercy. We won't ask for forgiveness. Just... justice.

Jack Raydor

If I can ruin Jack Raydor's day, the pleasure will be all mine.

Provenza

And you... stay right here and you know, take deep breaths.

Provenza

When Captain Baird gives an order, we follow it, even if we can't quite remember who he is.

Provenza

Rusty, this essay makes you sound arrogant and conceited.

Sharon

Major Crimes Quotes

Waddya know. A hanging Chad.

Provenza

Provenza: Oh this is a crappy way to make a living. Working with the worst the world has to offer without being in charge.
Flynn: You weren't in charge for eight years.
Provenza: Yeah, but now I'm mad about it.