This is what it's come to, eh? Deciding which prison I'm going to die in.

Kemp

This is all my fault.

Claire

So now what? We wait for the DNA profile to arrive and hope we're right?

Skyes

Buzz is a blank screen on which you are telling a compelling story.

Peter

Peter: I have had incredible success with new widows.
Sharon: I don't doubt that.

He has friends in jail. Why am I not surprised?

Buzz

If the baby thing is so important to you, stop talking about it or find someone else to have it with.

Sykes

In the last decade, that woman hasn't run anywhere but to the toilet.

Reporter

Sharon: It's your mother.
Rusty: I don't feel like being manipulated today.

Ballistics expert: We have a match. This is the gun that killed your victim.
Tao: Now all we need to do is find out who it belongs to.

After our first trip, we knew that Venice was a tourist trap, but we went anyway.

Woman

Tao, get your award and come with me.

Provenza

Major Crimes Quotes

Waddya know. A hanging Chad.

Provenza

Provenza: Oh this is a crappy way to make a living. Working with the worst the world has to offer without being in charge.
Flynn: You weren't in charge for eight years.
Provenza: Yeah, but now I'm mad about it.