Major Crimes

Major Crimes Quotes

Season 2 Episode 2: "False Pretenses"

Tao: I downloaded the free version yesterday, and all I had to do was enter a screen name. Mr. Clean.
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Provenza: That's it? The gays. They have it made.
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Sharon: Don't be concerned about this witness protection business. It's not gonna happen.
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Provenza: Oh geez. Why do I keep putting myself through this?
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Season 2 Episode 1: "Final Cut"

Sharon: One of the nice things about me DDA Rios, is that if I'm unhappy about something, people never really have to ask.
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Provenza: Rusty has the right to have his guardian present!
DDA Rio: His guardian? Are you saying my witness lives with you?
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Flynn: Okay, never ending budget crisis. The morgue can't get out here until 5 a.m.
Provenza: That's okay. She's got no other place to be.
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