Patrice: Louie, you look amazing.
Provenza: Well, that's because... I'm amazed.

I'm sorry won't cut it.

Julio

We all know. We ALL know.

Sharon

Everyone's about to know something, Gary. And now I'm leaving you just like you left me, in a place full of cages with nowhere to go.

Rusty

Rachel took everything from me. My self-respect, my job, my husband. I know you won't believe it, but I loved that son-of-a-bitch. I LOVED him.

Sherrie

No. I'm not talking to her. She goes or I go. Gentlemen, I'm under no obligation here, am I?

Sherrie

She couldn't plan dinner. She bought toilet paper one roll at a time.

Rusty

Look, I'm an asshole. I never said any different. But I couldn't kill anyone.

Hickman

He may have come up with the wrong answers, Captain, but he had a lot of the right questions.

Amy

Lieutenant, I can't be in charge of your guest list. What if I leave someone out?

Buzz

So Captain, still no closer to an arrest in these murders?

Chief Taylor

Daniel Price: Proud of you? Proud of you? No, brother. I pity you. You're going to hell.
Dennis Price: You cause me any problems and I'll make sure you go there first.

Major Crimes Quotes

Waddya know. A hanging Chad.

Provenza

Provenza: Oh this is a crappy way to make a living. Working with the worst the world has to offer without being in charge.
Flynn: You weren't in charge for eight years.
Provenza: Yeah, but now I'm mad about it.