This is what it's come to, eh? Deciding which prison I'm going to die in.


This is all my fault.


So now what? We wait for the DNA profile to arrive and hope we're right?


Buzz is a blank screen on which you are telling a compelling story.


Peter: I have had incredible success with new widows.
Sharon: I don't doubt that.

He has friends in jail. Why am I not surprised?


If the baby thing is so important to you, stop talking about it or find someone else to have it with.


In the last decade, that woman hasn't run anywhere but to the toilet.


Sharon: It's your mother.
Rusty: I don't feel like being manipulated today.

Ballistics expert: We have a match. This is the gun that killed your victim.
Tao: Now all we need to do is find out who it belongs to.

After our first trip, we knew that Venice was a tourist trap, but we went anyway.


Tao, get your award and come with me.


Major Crimes Quotes

Waddya know. A hanging Chad.


Provenza: Oh this is a crappy way to make a living. Working with the worst the world has to offer without being in charge.
Flynn: You weren't in charge for eight years.
Provenza: Yeah, but now I'm mad about it.