Thanks for the warning. See you in hell, Captain.

Colson

And if you lied to me, Mr. Hecht, this I promise - you will spend the rest of your life mixing with the world's most dangerous prisoners.

Buzz

Who cares about a fingerprint? Can you prove the time it was put there?

Hecht

See, that is why they call us Major CRIMES, not Major Crime. We are capable of handling more than one asshole a day.

Provenza

Darnell: This has nothing to do with justice, and by the time you figure that out HE'LL be in charge.
Chief Taylor: I already am.

See, this is why nobody likes the press.

Andy

So meth and real estate fraud. They're diversified.

Sharon

Please can we wait for her? I'll be good, I promise. It won't be long. I'm sorry, okay? I'll be good.

Mark

Tao: It's a miracle this guy didn't blow us sky high.
Provenza: I'll be sure to thank him when we get downtown.

And tell Mama I'm here.

Mark

I don't care. I said it yesterday and I'll say it again. Mark cannot be a witness.

Julio

And last time you were given special access you abused it.

Sharon

Major Crimes Quotes

Does Dr. Deb have a last name?

Provenza

What a stupid question. No, he wasn't jealous. Why would he be? And I wasn't in a relationship with Bobby. It was transactional. Safe sex.

Bree