Provenza: Oh this is a crappy way to make a living. Working with the worst the world has to offer without being in charge.
Flynn: You weren't in charge for eight years.
Provenza: Yeah, but now I'm mad about it.

Sharon: Damn it.
Flynn: Wow. Such language.
Provenza: Shocking, I know. It seems that the Captain has suddenly become very frustrated with the system.

Well, look at it this way. I remember my ex-wive's attorneys far better than I do the marriages.

Provenza

Waddya know. A hanging Chad.

Provenza

Rios: Wow. Wow. Does he always get that hostile?
Provenza: Actually, Emma, I think what he was trying to say, in his own way, was don't be so damned rude.

Rusty: You talked to him? And what did you think?
Sharon: Rusty...I'm gonna tell you the truth. I can't say that I liked him. I don't know him. [tearing up] And I can't be objective. He made an effort to come and see you and you should think about that.
Rusty: Sharon, I'm sorry.

One of the nice things about me DDA Rios, is that if I'm unhappy about something, people never really have to ask.

Sharon

Rusty: Are you sure about all of this?
Sharon: Honey, I do this for a living.

I know that I already said I was sorry for saying that you wanted to get rid of me. That was--that was terrible. And I don't really think that. I just feel like I don't really belong here sometimes. Which is weird, because you have been nothing but good to me, Sharon. I know that. I always know that.

Rusty

Sharon: I think it says something good about Daniel that he waited around for 12 hours.
Rusty: I waited for 16 years.

Provenza: I'm sorry about Rusty, Captain. You've got a tough situation there, I guess.
Sharon: I can't tell him I want him to stay because what if his father turns out to be a terrific human being? And, on the other hand, I can't push him to see Mr. Dunn. It would be like asking him to leave. And if he goes...Rusty comes with certain challenges and very frankly, I would like to be sure that this guy is up to the job.

Don't be concerned about this witness protection business. It's not gonna happen.

Sharon

Major Crimes Quotes

Waddya know. A hanging Chad.

Provenza

Provenza: Oh this is a crappy way to make a living. Working with the worst the world has to offer without being in charge.
Flynn: You weren't in charge for eight years.
Provenza: Yeah, but now I'm mad about it.