I'm an equal opportunity dude. That's old people talk for bisexual.

Gray

Is that rape? I mean, if he did it to someone like me?

Suspect

Our grief counselor believes that travel helps with recovery. She strongly encouraged us to get out of town.

Mr. Clarke

Is this where I am in life? I can turn in a circle without falling down and it's wonderful?

Flynn

Mr. Meyer, you are either under arrest for second degree murder or we attach sexual assault and you will disappear for the rest of your life. What's it gonna be?

Sharon

I see. A quality human being.

Provenza

Special Agent Shay, if you want to remain here you must do things my way. Is that understood?

Sharon

How hard can it be? The dirtbag did it. The end.

Flynn

So... one of our bad guys was very experienced and the other... was clueless.

Provenza

My stepfather's violent. Not me.

Gus

When Captain Baird gives an order, we follow it, even if we can't quite remember who he is.

Provenza

Rusty, this essay makes you sound arrogant and conceited.

Sharon

Major Crimes Quotes

Waddya know. A hanging Chad.

Provenza

Provenza: Oh this is a crappy way to make a living. Working with the worst the world has to offer without being in charge.
Flynn: You weren't in charge for eight years.
Provenza: Yeah, but now I'm mad about it.