Favorite Major Crimes Quotes
Maria never outright lied to me, sir.
Julio
You live off my tithe. I'll make sure that you and Jesus get your 10%.
Dennis
Daniel Price: Proud of you? Proud of you? No, brother. I pity you. You're going to hell.
Dennis Price: You cause me any problems and I'll make sure you go there first.
So Captain, still no closer to an arrest in these murders?
Chief Taylor
Lieutenant, I can't be in charge of your guest list. What if I leave someone out?
Buzz
He may have come up with the wrong answers, Captain, but he had a lot of the right questions.
Amy
Look, I'm an asshole. I never said any different. But I couldn't kill anyone.
Hickman
She couldn't plan dinner. She bought toilet paper one roll at a time.
Rusty
No. I'm not talking to her. She goes or I go. Gentlemen, I'm under no obligation here, am I?
Sherrie
Rachel took everything from me. My self-respect, my job, my husband. I know you won't believe it, but I loved that son-of-a-bitch. I LOVED him.
Sherrie
We all know. We ALL know.
Sharon
Patrice: Louie, you look amazing.
Provenza: Well, that's because... I'm amazed.
