Do you know why I call her a spider, Lieutenant? Spiders also eat their young.

Sean

Actually, Gary's parents invited my mom to move in with them so that they could all raise the baby together.

Rusty

Does Dr. Deb have a last name?

Provenza

Tina: You think someone's gonna mistake you for an actress?
Sykes: They did with you, so why not?

Chris Walker was supposed to be clean and your prescription sent him straight to the morgue!

Sharon

Rusty: Hey, Lieutenant. How's the murder investigation going?
Flynn: Oh, just fine. We have lots and lots of suspects but no motive.

Rusty: How do you know when to give someone another chance?
Flynn: There is no formula. But sometimes not giving someone another chance hurts you more than it hurts them.

Yes,this was a horrible mistake and I am devastated and so sorry.

Sean

Rusty: If anything ever happens to me... damn it.
Gus: What?
Rusty: I love you.

Gus: I'm gonna hold you to those words.
Rusty: I want you to hold me.

Guy: Welcome to the world-famous Greek Theatre.
Provenza: Well, I'm Lieutenant Provenza of the world-famous LAPD. I'm here to see the victim.

Alfredo. You do not tell the LAPD to hurry up.

Provenza

Major Crimes Quotes

Waddya know. A hanging Chad.

Provenza

Provenza: Oh this is a crappy way to make a living. Working with the worst the world has to offer without being in charge.
Flynn: You weren't in charge for eight years.
Provenza: Yeah, but now I'm mad about it.