I'm not a pimp. I'm pre-med.

Eric

Eric: Am I under arrest?
Provenza: Not yet. But it could be arranged.

I found a guy. We don't know if he's THE guy yet, and we don't want him knowing we're onto him.

Buzz

It's always the wife. It's ALWAYS the wife.

Provenza

He's told so many lies about me I still wake up mad as hell.

Bowie

Alfredo. You do not tell the LAPD to hurry up.

Provenza

Guy: Welcome to the world-famous Greek Theatre.
Provenza: Well, I'm Lieutenant Provenza of the world-famous LAPD. I'm here to see the victim.

Gus: I'm gonna hold you to those words.
Rusty: I want you to hold me.

Rusty: If anything ever happens to me... damn it.
Gus: What?
Rusty: I love you.

Yes,this was a horrible mistake and I am devastated and so sorry.

Sean

Rusty: How do you know when to give someone another chance?
Flynn: There is no formula. But sometimes not giving someone another chance hurts you more than it hurts them.

Rusty: Hey, Lieutenant. How's the murder investigation going?
Flynn: Oh, just fine. We have lots and lots of suspects but no motive.

Major Crimes Quotes

Waddya know. A hanging Chad.

Provenza

Provenza: Oh this is a crappy way to make a living. Working with the worst the world has to offer without being in charge.
Flynn: You weren't in charge for eight years.
Provenza: Yeah, but now I'm mad about it.