He has friends in jail. Why am I not surprised?

Buzz

If the baby thing is so important to you, stop talking about it or find someone else to have it with.

Sykes

In the last decade, that woman hasn't run anywhere but to the toilet.

Reporter

Sharon: It's your mother.
Rusty: I don't feel like being manipulated today.

Ballistics expert: We have a match. This is the gun that killed your victim.
Tao: Now all we need to do is find out who it belongs to.

After our first trip, we knew that Venice was a tourist trap, but we went anyway.

Woman

Tao, get your award and come with me.

Provenza

Do you really think a homeless child would be better off living on the street than with Julio?

Rusty

CPS: I have worries about your judgment.
Julio: There were people around me. Civilians. The hostage. You can come back every day from here until I retire and I will still say I made the right choice.

Sorry if this necessary inquiry is making you uncomfortable.

CPS

It used to be when someone was dead on a barbecue, they were dead on a barbecue, not updating the Facebook from beyond.

Provenza

CPS: Lieutenant Provenza, I've been wanting to have a chat with you and I get the sense you're avoiding me.
Provenza: You can't take a hint.

Major Crimes Quotes

Waddya know. A hanging Chad.

Provenza

Provenza: Oh this is a crappy way to make a living. Working with the worst the world has to offer without being in charge.
Flynn: You weren't in charge for eight years.
Provenza: Yeah, but now I'm mad about it.