ME: With this kind of decay it's hard to determine, but I can tell you she wasn't strangled, beaten, or shot.
Taylor: That's it?
ME: Sorry. This is what happens when you put off seeing your pathologist for a few months.

I think we're in the right place.

Julio

After all I've done here, are you really going to disappoint me again?

Brad

Writers are a bunch of nervous, high strung, self-hating crazies, calling all hours of the day or night, wanting to read their stuff over the phone.

Mr. Green

Provenza: I Mirandized him. Cause it's -
Everyone: Always the husband.

Monroe: We waive the review period
Grove: Oh no you don't, Mr. Monroe! Last time you waived review in front of me you used it to appeal. I have a week to decide whether to void the jury's sentence, and I'm taking it.

We the people in the state of California vs Gregory Rasnick, having found the defendant guilty of murder in the first degree, sentence him... to death.

Jury Forewoman

A Viking fridge designed as a cabinet... a backup Viking fridge if you have backup fridge money.

Brad

He filmed the murder. Why would someone want to do that?

Sharon

Wow. That was... no real direction. I'm finding it raw.

Brad

It doesn't look like robbery's the motive. Of course, in school shootings it never is.

Provenza

I don't care, Lieutenant. Serve the search warrant. Arrest her for manslaughter. We'll see what happens.

Sharon

Major Crimes Quotes

Waddya know. A hanging Chad.

Provenza

Provenza: Oh this is a crappy way to make a living. Working with the worst the world has to offer without being in charge.
Flynn: You weren't in charge for eight years.
Provenza: Yeah, but now I'm mad about it.