It was self-defense. I was defending myself. I look forward to seeing all of you apologize in court.

Gretchen

Martin: I had an affair with Gretchen and I'm not making excuses but -
Hobbs: Here come the excuses.

Max wasn't gay. He loved women. Just not me.

Mrs. Riley

Sharon: Journalists and police officers have this in common: we can't force the story to end the way we want.

Ms. Tucker, before your husband died, his last words were, "I love my wife." I thought you'd like to know.

Sharon

Flynn: He seems to be unemployed.
Gretchen: Because he can't find a job worthy of his genius.

In other words, I should come back when you're further along.

Hobbs

After he starts explaining everything I need to know, he's demanding that we pay for Alice, or I guess Mariana's, funeral.

Hobbs

DA on...everything.

Provenza

Underwear screams suicide, but shooting yourself in the back of the head...what an awkward way to go!

Flynn

I guess social media is running us now the way the press used to.

Provenza

Yes. This is Mariana. She's older. Almost grownup.

Gustav

Major Crimes Quotes

Waddya know. A hanging Chad.

Provenza

Provenza: Oh this is a crappy way to make a living. Working with the worst the world has to offer without being in charge.
Flynn: You weren't in charge for eight years.
Provenza: Yeah, but now I'm mad about it.