Sanchez: Let's go. I'll buy you a cup of coffee.
Rios: Oh, does this mean you're not mad at me any more?
Sanchez: No. It means I'm going to buy you a cup of coffee. Let's go.

Provenza: Tao, can you see anything?
Tao: Yeah, a big puddle of probable cause on the far side of the room.

Taylor: Chief Johnson would have found a way around this.
Flynn: She would have, but then we would be back defending ourselves in court.

I'm Howard Grey and, uh, Ed helped himself to our buffet without asking and walked off with two brownies. We waited while he went upstairs to eat and then, after he choked to death on his own rudeness and his cries for help kind of petered out, uh, I propped him up in one of those kitchen chairs and called 911. And, we're very sorry your honor, and we promise never to let someone kill themselves again.

Howard

Dominoes. Huh. I guess it always comes down to dominoes.

Provenza

Buzz: Be careful. It's an antique.
Tao: Blech. If you look through this lens, you can probably see Barnaby Jones.

What's the point of brownies, without nuts?

Tao

It can't stop the grief you're feeling, I know, but to us and to all the children he saved, your son is a hero.

Sharon

Provenza: And we're hearing the DA's version of events already because....
Rios: Does the name Trayvon Martin mean anything to you? I'm sorry Lieutenant, if the LAPD isn't going to get ahead of the race issue then the DA's office will.
Provenza: Ah well, thanks for bringing politics into the situation. We police officers sometimes get confused by trying to solve the murder.

Do you really want me to get you an attorney, or do you want to get right with God? Because sometimes it's not possible to do both.

Sharon

Remember, until we can prove otherwise, even when it's not gangs, it's gangs.

Taylor

Rios: I wasn't rude. I was...
Buzz: Obnoxious. Dismissive.

Major Crimes Season 2 Quotes

Provenza: Rusty has the right to have his guardian present!
DDA Rio: His guardian? Are you saying my witness lives with you?

Flynn: Okay, never ending budget crisis. The morgue can't get out here until 5 a.m.
Provenza: That's okay. She's got no other place to be.